GUILTY

I feel guilty when I take a shower
I feel guilty when I wash the dishes
I feel guilty when I dry the laundry
I feel guilty when I drive
I feel guilty when I eat meat
I feel guilty when I eat most of the good fishes
I feel guilty when I want to kill squirrels
I feel guilty when I sleep too late
I feel guilty when I go to bed early
I feel guilty when I don't run enough
I feel guilty when my knees hurt too much to run more