Quotes from a 3 page letter explaining what I was thinking after a day of freaking out in Mexico - sitting alone inside a dark bar drinking Coronas having Spanish Techno music blasted into my skull:

"I had 3 Mexican twinkis + a bottle of water for breakfast. Someday when I win something I will title that meal the breakfast of champions. I was just thinking about what would make this evening just a little more surreal- 1) Clowns that were mimes showing up and putting on an act 2)Me finding out that I'm actually a spy + have a very important mission here (culminating in a phone call to me here @ the bar sending me to a safehouse near or in the basement of a church)."

"I wonder if other people wonder what other people would be doing if They were them."