I honked at a guy for running a red light (I mean clearly red. RED) and he honked back at me. I really, really want to know what his motivation to honk back was. I just can't even begin to fathom what in the god damn fuck was going through his mind.

"I just broke the law, endangered and slowed others and someone noticed - well fuck them: this is America I can do what ever I want."

Or maybe

"Damnit, someone saw... maybe I should honk at myself as a sort of self-assigned punnishment - - - great, now it's as if nothing ever happened!"

OR

"Shit. Think Fast Bob, think. OK, maybe if I honk they won't think the first honk was directed at me. Brilliant!"

or

"Oh great! We're all honking now!!!"

OR

"That fucking red light. You tell 'em buddy! I hate 'em too"

or

"If it wasn't hard enough to drive already people just randomly make their cars honk - making this turning thing even harder - AW SHIT, my hand slipped off this rediculus circular contraption used to turn the vehicle and smashed into the middle and - - oh BOY!! I can make that noise too!! But what I was really wondering is if red means stop or green means stop. why is this so hard? Hey Look- A PENNY!"